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Jun. 15th, 2007 | 03:21 pm

wow I havent updated for 76 weeks.
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Dec. 29th, 2005 | 07:08 pm


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Nov. 16th, 2005 | 03:41 pm

im going perth sooooooooooooooooooooon. and then apparently when we get back we are going to stay a night with ky, so we can all drink and then the next day going to see mils' friend up bush and then come back on the friday and then spend time together, although we are meetin up with a few people apparently on the saturdat night

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Chain Emails.

Oct. 13th, 2005 | 11:23 pm

if people dont stop sending me fucking chain emails im going to scream. These emails have been the SAME FUCKING ONES from 1998!

Nokia is NOT giving out free fones if you send an email saying so.
Hotmail will not be made un free if you dont pass on an email
The little girl never really had cancer and NOONE is donating money if you send the email.

SO IF YOU HAVE MY EMAIL ADDY DONT FUCKING SEND ME CHAIN FUCKING MAILS.

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my new desktop

Oct. 2nd, 2005 | 12:31 pm

It was five months yesterday. which means our 7th month we will spend it together. so i found a cracked version of Style Xp and yay. Read more...Collapse )

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Jul. 23rd, 2005 | 11:46 pm

i love my girl

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Jul. 18th, 2005 | 12:41 pm

It was a White knight, and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River cruise,
they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street;
he was an Old Jamaican.

They walked hand in hand down Milky Way and around the Family Block. They
stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had A Wine Gum. She
asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said "Sure... Take 5 ". They Decided
to leave as the music was too loud, & neither of them liked M&M.

On the way out he bought her some Roses. She said they were her
Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero. He
made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie. She
spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly Waffle on. He
suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you play your cards
right you might get lucky after tea. He replied, After Dinner?.. Mint! At
this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And I'm
the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Bars, They
felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll definitely melt in
your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he had a King Size Bar,
but she thought he might just be telling Fantales.

They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She started to play with
his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He though she was a Malteaser,
But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree
wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied
a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he
finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro but
he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very
appetising... So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her
a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a Flake.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly,
he was soon to discover he had caught VD. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been
with All Sorts!!

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My Wonderful Time Away From Home

Jul. 13th, 2005 | 04:26 pm
mood: thankfulthankful

I didn't go to sleep at all Thursday night. There was no point as if I did I would have had to awaken at 5am. Asif I wake up that early. I was packed and ready and waiting out the front for Dad at 7:30am as he was taking me to the airport. Once there, he kissed me on the cheek and said Bye cos I told him not to bother getting out of the car. I was such a big girl. I went and checked in early so I could get rid of my bag, I went through security and then to the gate where I was to depart. The plane was supposed to leave at 9:30, but we didn't board until 9:45. I had a window seat and there was an empty seat between me and this other girl.  She was only young and kept looking at me and smiling. Dunno if she spoke any English though HaHa. So anyways, the plane went out to the run way, the air hostesses ran through their safety bullshit crap, Cloudia this really tall blonde posh thing was doing it near me and I couldn't keep a straight face cos they all did it in tune, was funny. She gave me evils for laughing though, but she had a nice arse. hahaha, then all of a sudden, because I had never been on a plane I didn't know what to expect, So all of a sudden it moves really fast and the force from it pushes you back into your seat and yea, saw my Aunties house and stuff while up in the air cos they live near the airport. It was all cool and once in the air, I knew this was it. I finally get to see muh grrl =D I didn't sleep at all while on the plane, I thought I would have, But I didn't. I listened to my mp3player for a bit and then listened to the shit they have on the 7 stations of music they have. I spent a lot of the time looking out the window. It was cool. Considering the past week I had spent my time looking at Perth and Melbourne and other areas of Australia on Google Earth. The plane landed in Perth at 11:30 Perth Time. And I didn't get as scared getting my bag off that luggage thing cos Perth has the smallest airport and we were the only plane to land at that time. So I got my bag, and rang my girl and then proceeded outside to smoke and get on the bus. Yes, they have public bus's go from the airport to the city. Was fun. It was sunny and all and yea, I didn't take notice of my surroundings that much because I just wanted to get to the city so I could see my grrl.

I got off the bus after the hour trip, and walked up the road to where we were going to stay. I never walked so fast. hahaha. So I waited 30 mins for Milena to rock up, and as she was walking up she was on the phone to me and she didn't think I could see her, But I could. She crossed the road and I told her what she was wearing and she couldn't see me even though I was standing in the middle of the footpath further up the road. haha so she stopped and sat down and made me go to her, which was ok, cos I got lots of hugs. =D

We waited for Francis or whatever his name was to come and erm check us in. Haha. He asked us if we wanted two single beds or a double and baby had to answer cos I was trying not to laugh at the question. And we were playing footsies haha she had to step on my foot so I would stop laughing and grinning. But all was good. So we went to our room and hahah. yea, nice kitchen and bathroom. I always said that as soon as we got in our room I would push her on the bed and kiss her. So I did.
Friday night was a bit of a blur. I was still tripping cos I was in Perth. But omg the first time we kissed was argh. very very very nice!

 

We did discover something though. Hahaahahaha the shower did not, nor did the bathroom tap contain HOT WATER. =( Saturday we got up late and bummed around, Saw more of the city and then met up with Alan. Went for dinner at some Asian place in James Street. Was nice. Baby fed me food, and I fed her some of my food. After that we erm yea retired for the night *coughchokechunder* yea anyways. So Sunday we eventually got up, well we did cos I wanted to take pix of the city. So yea, we went to the Art Gallery, which was cool, and set of some alarm for some painting thing. Was fun. Sunday night we watched a bit of big brother and became incredibly silly. I think we kept everyone awake that night from our laughing. But it was like that every night I think. Haha.

 

Monday we had to leave by 930 in the morning, was so not fun. But that was ok. We went and laid down on the grass near the bank of the bay and cuddled and stuff. We had a spot where we always went so yea. Then we walked around the bay and up to Kings park and then down to a park near there and spent the day just literally laying around…. Then we went back in the city and finally went to The Court. Played lots of pool and had some drunken Irish chick try and talk to us about stuff, one of those things being when terrorists attract. We know she meant attack, but it was funny cos she was so drunk. She told us how she got her blood test back earlier that day and she as clear and yea, she bet me at pool though. But I was busy watching someone else smile and smirk and laugh and pull faces.

 

We went and had Asian for dinner again and fed each other yet again lol. Was fun, I miss it. Then we walked up to where we did stay and Alan came and picked us up and we went airport. Milena and I had an audience at the airport. Fuckin hetros never seen two chicks cuddle and kiss before. But I don’t want to write much about the airport cos sad =( All I can say is that 10 mins before I had to board I grabbed her by the arm and told her to keep running. Lolol was funny. I think everyone knew we were going to the toilets. And when we came out of the toilet it was packed and lots of people were looking at us and yea. Was good.

 

I didn’t want to get on the plane. As soon as I walked through the door, I wanted to walk back out into my baby's arms. And then I got on the plane and bawled my eyes out. I'm a sook. But I don’t care. I haven't completely stopped crying.

As soon as I got back to melb at like 5am Melb time I pranked Milena and cried more and yea. Dad picked me up and then when I got home Milena called again and we cried together.

 

I no longer have my beanie. I gave it to my baby. And I gave her my t-shirt. But she gave me her t-shirt which im never going to wash cos I cuddle it when I sleep.

 

I miss her. I seriously do. And writing that is making me cry. But it will be ok, we will make it work and I will be back in Perth soon. Very Soon.

So that was my holiday.

Baby I miss you. You are my love. And I will see you soon.

Jac <3 Milena

 

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Jul. 13th, 2005 | 10:22 am

i so need to update about my holiday away from this place. but im at school right now. so when i get home in a few hours i will write it properly.

all i can say is WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO COME HOME.

yes i miss her.

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Jul. 8th, 2005 | 06:35 am

so its just past 6:30am and im shitting myself. Dad is picking me up in an hour to go airport. soooooooo nervous. The nerves have now kicked in about seeing Milena, but nervous about getting on a plane since i never been on one, and i never thought i would ever go on one. but alas, today im gettin on one, i been told to make sure ya got an empty bladder before ya board though ahhaha.
and im not going to cry say bai to dad, but when the time comes to come home ima cry. im gunna be a sook, and then Milena will see how much of a sooky grrl I am.

argh. SO FUCKING NERVOUS.

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